Roll Me Up (and Smoke Me When I Die)

Dude, ready? Cool, me too. This route reminds me of that time, that time, time. What is time? Do you think time ends? Did it ever start? If it didn't, why are we always keeping track of it? What if, like, it's just some kind of construct, something that keeps us thinking we are moving forward when really, everything is totally standing still. Like, haven't we done this before? Like, deja vu man, you know. What if this is the Matrix?! Like, I clipped this bolt and then, like, I clipped this bolt again. Watch, I'm like Neo. Na na na na, I'm clipping in slow motion. Wait, what? I already clipped? Yeah, it's like a glitch in the Matrix, right? Dude, this hold is so rad. It's like, I don't know, someone made it just for me. It's totally what I need right now, like, right here. Man, what if this was all there was. Like, you and me, here in this place. You know, if like, life were only in this moment and time wasn't really real? Like, what if this was all there was? You and me, out here in the woods, climbing this one route over and over again forever?! I'd be cool with that. This route is soooo good. I can't wait for you to try it! Hey man, why are you dropping me?! I did? When did I finish it? Right! Hahaha, oh man. This route is so good. You're going to love it.

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