Noam Chomsky's Lair

Climb the crack section of "Sorta Maybe Kinda Wild" until you reach bolt 5.  Instead of traversing right for the original finish (which shares an anchor with "Leon Trotsky's Hair"), continue up the crack and summit the pillar.  Take a solid rest here before going straight up through jugs and side-pulls.  Expect a tricky bulge crux before reaching the anchor.

A double length draw is nice to have on the bolt where it parts with SMKW to reduce rope drag.

Shares a start with "Sorta Maybe Kinda Wild," and continues upward through the headwall after the crack.  This climb begins in the dihedral right of a pillar in the middle of Fairfield East.

Bolts to sport anchors.