Eye Slot The Sheriff

(To the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff" as sung by Bob Marley...if he had a hairlip.)

I slot the sheriff! But I did not sloot the deputy!

I hit the first pockets! But I did could not grab the slide pulls!

I pulled on pockets! But I did not get my feet up high enough!

I slot the sheriff and they say falling from the crux is a capital offense!

In between One Drop and Routes, Rock, Reggea.

I swear it was in self-defense!