Stuart Arete

Sit start with your right hand on a bad sloper and left hand on a vaguely ball-like sloper. There are several options for getting to the pinch, some involving a barely-there sloper intermediate, and some involving a powerful and extended gaston. Once you wrap the jug with your right hand, it's pretty much in the bag (assuming you can climb The Wave stand).

The ideal conditions for an ascent of this sloper testpiece are a crisp 80-degree day in June, with full humidity, and nursing a hangover from Princeton Reunions. While we conservatively grade this problem V8, there have been murmurs that the true grade is closer to V10. To those murmurers I say: Thank you. You're very kind.

Pads.